Hiya!

OK. I've promised myself and the world that I would re-enter the blogosphere. And since I always keep my promises, (except for going to the gym, drinking less, donating more to charity, watching fewer than 4 hours of porn per day, and that one time when I promised to take that dying orphan boy to the zoo) HERE I AM!!!

What's with the title you ask? (Maybe you didn't ask but I need a way to segway into the theme of this fucker.) I've been addicted to advice columns for years. But my problem is that Dear Abby, Anne Landers, and Dear Margo (who all happen to be related) all spout the same politically correct advice and it all comes from one prospective. Here is what I've wanted to say to these people who in most cases lack the ability to make simple decisions about there own lives. So sit back and enjoy the ride!